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clubhouse chat: bun intended

Sep 6
3 min read

saturday at the modern day health club serves two kinds of buns: the one on your head and the two you are training. last week the beauty desk cleared sweat's name in sweat equity; this week it is coming for the slicked-back bun, because your hairline has been paying that style's rent. pour the iced coffee, this one is personal.

the glow file

can a slicked-back bun cause hair loss? yes, if it is tight enough, often enough. dermatologists call it traction alopecia, hair loss from constant pulling at the root, and the american academy of dermatology lists tight buns, ponytails, and braids among the styles that can quietly walk a hairline backward. the early receipts: broken baby hairs at your forehead, a scalp that stings after you take the elastic out, tenderness where the bun sat. caught early, it grows back. ignored, it can be permanent, which makes this the rare beauty deadline that is real.

the fix is not quitting the bun, it is loosening the grip. rotate styles so the same roots are not pulling every day, keep braids to six or eight weeks, and give your scalp rest days, it is on a training plan too. the club's eight dollar insurance policy is the kitsch satin hair scrunchies at ulta, 4.9 stars across 2,153 reviews, satin so strands slide instead of snap. and the look you are switching to already has a name: the ballerina off-duty bun, the soft chignon with loose tendrils that stylists say is retiring the glued-down finish.

the piggy bank

the northwest has been quietly running the country's best membership program: adventist churches across washington, idaho, and oregon raised 1.7 million dollars over three years to cover up to seventy percent of neighbors' car repairs, roof fixes, and food pantry costs. one event serviced 34 cars in a day, and a pasco food pantry feeds 1,500 families a week. 'a dependable car can mean the difference between keeping a job or losing it,' as one organizer put it, the least glamorous and most useful sentence in philanthropy. brake pads as a love language. the club approves.

heard at the clubhouse

venus and serena williams booked friday night lights at arthur ashe for their first doubles major together in four years, a prime time first rounder against the 14th seeds. serena is 44, venus is 46, and whatever the scoreboard said by the time you read this, the entrance was the flex: you do not age out of showing up, you age into headlining.

dating desk, trend pulse: it is labor day weekend, and the apps have a name for the three day trip fling, the nano-ship, ultra short, weirdly intense, gone by tuesday. club ruling: a nano-ship is a snack, not a meal. the sisters upstairs just modeled a twenty five year doubles partnership. build for the rally, not the point.

the sunshine page

the pacific northwest is stacking wins. tula-tu, the oregon zoo's toddler elephant, just became the first elephant on the west coast to get the new mrna vaccine against eehv, the virus most dangerous to elephant calves, and her vets report she is 'her usual playful self.' down the path, fifteen endangered northwestern pond turtle hatchlings, each roughly cherry tomato sized, checked in for a head start before release. giant patients, tiny patients, same policy: protect the babies, grow the comeback.

the dress code

daily fit: the base crop tank in ivory, forty dollars, the clean layer that goes bun to brunch without a costume change. first time on this page and only a handful on the rack, xs through m, so consider this your early call.

seen on: kendall jenner opened her venice week in liquid gold giorgio armani at thursday's premiere, while jury president maggie gyllenhaal held court in the row. which brings us to.

save up for it: the row margaux, the no logo bag that resells around forty percent above retail, from about 3,200 dollars. classics over trends is the house rule, and this one is both. fifty dollars a week into the margaux fund starting today is a spring reveal.

the passed note

club experiment, glute series, week three of twelve. we turn exactly one dial this week, and the dial is tempo: same moves and loads as week two, but three full seconds down on every rep, one second pause at the bottom, then drive up. slowing the lowering is progressive overload in a trench coat, and it is where glutes stop coasting and start filing complaints. log how many reps survive the slowdown; week four builds on your number. and if you started the talk test walk from thursday's science read, today is day three: fifteen minutes, still able to gossip in full sentences. build the day, build the week.

send this to a friend. that's how the club grows.

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